Wayne Rooney confirms that he has two eyes. His doctor is impressed, he’s learnt to count
Wayne Rooney chasing his tail; it keeps getting away!
"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza
THESE are real friends. Absolutely amazing.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
Hey, I hear the voice of a preacher from the back room
Calling my name and I follow just to find you…
when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??
This means so much to me
Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s
Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup