Anonymous (via sweetfilthpig)
Things men don’t understand #28464
Also Amelia and I went to Kroger and bought pasta so that was cool
yeaH we are the actual coolest
i’m mad though because i forgot to get spinach oh well
without me? how dare u
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
omg she barely flinches at all
dope…but she crazy as fuck
This shit stressed me the fuck out man
that was fucking awesome.
Was not expecting tht
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
i must know her name