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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins



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decrystallize:

militarypenguin:

Being 20+ on Tumblr

Pretty sure I was 10 the last time I saw this scene but it hasn’t gotten any less hilarious



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aaron-the-ponymod:

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?

aaron-the-ponymod:

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?



5 hours ago with 63,649 notes ; via beyoncevevo ( © aaron-the-ponymod )

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships 

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS



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ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.



18 hours ago with 127,781 notes ; via peoplemagazine ( © ofgeography )

997:

janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014



18 hours ago with 13,100 notes ; via thedoctorofwhy ( © janemba )

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired



18 hours ago with 1,055,155 notes ; via beyoncevevo ( © largecoin )

viechaslavovich:

Lana Del Rey - Because of You.



18 hours ago with 298 notes ; via fiddlestixxs ( © viechaslavovich )

#music


18 hours ago with 99,092 notes ; via heytinaloser ( © stargates )

how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets



19 hours ago with 46,846 notes ; via lamebones ( © m4ge )

"Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.


      —

Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

Teach your child to not be prejudice, ignorant, and uptight.

(via disimba)



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homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice



19 hours ago with 26,730 notes ; via thelesbianguide ( © homeruchan )

desperately chews zinc tablets 



posted 19 hours ago

#im getting sick :( #personal
mostlycatsmostly:

luna ♥
I may as well just reblog this weekly.

mostlycatsmostly:

luna ♥

I may as well just reblog this weekly.



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